howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

butterfly-b0wties:

LIAM IS SO DONE WITH THEIR SHIT HE IS LIKE A SINGLE DAD WITH TWO WAYWARD CHILDREN LIKE ‘yes these are my kids. i have to love them.’

honeybesweet:

i have two moods fuck you and whats for dinner

ghetto-rapunxel:

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ghetto-rapunxel:

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takewalk-on-wildside:

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